NaPoWriMo 2018 - Day 2
(Inspired by, but not properly following today's prompt)

Flaming Go

We surf faster than the speed of Ceefax
See lack of facts wrapped in clickbait traps
You trip on fibre optic sound-bitten titbits
Slow to know the brass tacks, but fast on the attack
We see you and your cat-calling snap-chat
You chew beneath - sewer rats skewing fact
Spitting out your shit under virtual bridges
With banter clause excuses, you refuse to take the rap